we're the saints of detergent (credit to jenn)

I just think that time deserves something from me, so this will be something I give it. Random things, of course, because I don't know what else to give it. Yes, I did just refer to time as though it is human, but time is ever controlling and it needs it's praise.

A top 10 songs of the day list (22-12-2007):
In no particular order, like always:

10. Neighbors - The Academy Is... (And the neighbours really have to stop complaining about anything William Beckett does.)


9. Under Pressure (live) - My Chemical Romance and The Used (Their fight is a pile of shit. They should stop fighting like little girls, get over themselves and do another collaboration.)


8. Sugar, We're Goin' Down - Fall Out Boy (I guess that Sugar just attached itself to me yet again as I was "watching you two from the closet." I don't really perv like that, BTW.)


7. crushcrushcrush - Paramore ("Rock and roll, baby." Yeah, that part is my ringtone and I must say, it makes an awesome ringtone. It's a little soft though and I often don't hear my phone, but it's worth it.)


6. Britney Spears - My Prerogative (Ok, I DON'T usually like Britney's music, in fact, I usually hate it (along with hating her), but this song is pretty decent. That and the fact that it's not a song she wrote; it's a cover. Then again it IS a cover of a Bobby Brown song, so the fact that it's a cover doesn't give it any credit.)


5. Shimmy Shimmy Quater Turn - Hellogoodbye (Now this song is totally too catchy. It should never have been released, but then again, I would've missed it. I can't help but like like this more than Here (In Your Arms).)


4. Scotty Doesn't Know - Lustra (C'mon, it's hilarious and another one of those overly catchy songs. And I have to say that Eurotrip is hi-fucking-larious.)


3. Maneater (Nelly Furtardo Cover) - Panic! at the Disco (They've actually made the song listenable.)


2. Outta My Head (Ay Ya Ya) - Ashlee Simpson (Alright, I'm still stuggling to like this song, but I'm teaching myself to like it and it's beginning to work "Get outta my head!" Luckily it has a cool music video too.)


1. Beast and the Harlot - Avenged Sevenfold (Wow, it makes one feel happy, doesn't it? No, not the lyrics, but the beat. *does a jig*)


Favourite Celebs of the week:
Just random celebs that I seem to like at the moment. The usuals with a mix of this and that. And yet again, this list is in no particular order:

10. Kaylee DeFer. She plays Hillary in The War At Home. Great show, funny actress, great character. I just finished watching season 1 on DVD and now I'm just waiting for the DVD release of season 2.


9. Billy Martin. Idk, he just calls out to me, but doesn't he just call out to everybody? I'm stoked to be seeing them in March.


8. Kristen Bell. Ms Mars, what can't you figure out? She might struggle to find out if she should be clothed or unclothed most of the time, but that doesn't matter. And I really think she is an astounding actress. She captures emotion well.


7. Frank Iero. Always a fav. Can't leave him alone. I just wish he wouldn't be able to leave me alone too... *winks*


6. Pete Wentz. Yeah, like I'd leave him out of this list... Pfft. Like I'd leave him out of any list (unless it's something like Prettiest Girls in Lingerie of 2007 or something).


5. Ashlee Simpson. How do you know me? Not at all perhaps, but she IS Ashlee Simpson and she is well loved by me.


4. Gerard Way. At the moment I just really, really like him, which is good, I guess. His presence on stage is pretty darn awesome and the way he is in interviews (and I'm assuming real life) is fucking cute.


3. Patrick Stump. Yeah, his voice is bowling me over at the moment. Down for the count.


2. Mischa Barton. Marissa Cooper may be dead, but Mischa will never be (well, maybe when she's old).


1. William Beckett. I'm on a TAI phase, so I assume that it's fitting. Isn't he just the prettiest girl you've ever seen? LOL. I'm just joking, Will. You're a very nice boy.

I've been tagged by lisa xxxx and it says I have to put my top 10 movies with pictures. I hope the pics work, cos they never do for me, so bare with me if you see random html codes instead of pictures.

RULES:

1. You put here 10 favourites movies of your life.

2. You tag  maximum 10 people.

3. You CANNOT tag someone who has already been tagged.

4. You have to let the people you tagged know that they've been tagged.

5. You have to put PICS

I don't have particular favourites in any order, so here it is at random. Kinda. Fuck the rules.

10. The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys. I just love it. Messed up people doing crazy shit, great book to film adaption. Now only if I'd have read the book.... Oh, yeah and I kinda like Emile Hirsch.



The Hearse (Hirsch).


9. Thumbsucker. It's awesome. Let the boy suck his thumb, he is only 18...


awww... or not. it gives him a lot of problems, but stil awww.



8. The Chumscrubber. Yeah, he gets his dead friend's drugs and now he has to deal (with it).


7. John Tucker Must Die. Random choice, right? No, not really. It's just fucking hilarious!!!! Oh, and Beth. Damn, that girl is funny!



Beth. You better watch out motherTucker, 'cos this vegan wants revenge. And break-up sex. Or just sex...



6. Dawn of the Dead. Zombies! (Aliens! Vampires! Dinosaurs!) Blood. Biting. Good.


Oh yeah, and Mikey has got a shirt.



5. The OH in Ohio. Mischa Barton and Danny DeVito. Vibrators are addictive you know. Not that I would know. *shifty eyes* Ok, lies. I really don't know. I'm not 18. They won't let me into Adult World to test the theory... (I don't really wanna test the theory either, though).



and of course Ms Barton:



4. Eulogy. It feels refreshing when you get to see a family that is more dysfunctional than yours.



3. The Saw series. Let me cheat and put a series into 1 ok? Blood, gore, suspense, a crazy old geezer and a druggie looking chick (in the 2nd one. I liked her for some reason).

Saw 1

Saw 2 (omg, she was in on it?!)



emmanuelle vaugier (the drugged chick. i just found out her name, because of this journal. and that in most of her photos she is scarcely clad... which i wasn't ready for).



Saw 3



2. Lawn Dogs. Mischa Barton, a gun, Baba Yaga, and the strangely appealing lawn guy.

Lawn Guy...



Mischa Barton at 10 / 11 with a gun. Bam. "C'mon, make my day."



1. The Black Dahlia. Josh Hartnett loses his teeth. Hillary S(k)ank is her weird, usual self and Mia Kirshner gets murdered violently. Tragic.




These are in no particular order. I felt like I had to say that again.

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so, i'm gonna state 10 celebs i like. not always crushes. i'm not even particularly atracted to some of them, but they are just people i like. not in any particular order either.

10.
well, frank iero IS one of my crushes.
this is halloween, this is halloween.

perfect, right?


9. the cast of the oc (4 main characters season 1 - 3) well, they are 4 people, but fuck that.
my favourite: mischa barton
no list is complete without her sheer beauty.

then my second favourite, funny man, adam brody.

mr. ryan atwood, kid chino! benjamin mckenzie.
no one can withstand his fists of fury.

from hip to hippy. rachel bilson
the summer is here not near.

8. patrick stump a.k.a. jenn's husband (who loves bingo). oh, oh, oh, the voice...
and the cute sideburns ( i know i can look, but i can't touch, jenn).

here comes the voice (let us explode)

7. avril lavigne. yeah, she's all girly now, yeah, maybe a sell-out too, but i still like her... so, go away.
"i'm with the sk8er boi."

can we get to the bonez under her skin? depression and hearts.

'cos she's the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen.

6. ryan ross the make-up king
it's a job fucking well done.

5. tom delonge, but back in blink-182. he's kinda an ass now.
blink once and you'll be fine.

4. hayley williams. i thought i'd put someone with orange hair here too.
adding some colour to the subject.

3. gerard way. the eldest of the brothers way
gee, gee, you're one helluva entertainer. ♥

he makes everything go my way.

2. ashlee simpson. you know. it's me. i have to put her here!
the hooded happiness.

i didn't steal your boyfriend (though i totally wanna).

1. pete wentz. well, duh. he's fucking pete wentz, c'mon!
he's just so fucking beautiful!

why don't you show me a little bit of spine? love.

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so, our exams just started and i'm stressed out like hell and i'm soooo lazy to study it's pathetic.  3 more weeks of this. ugh, i think they'll have to carry my corpse out of this house before the 3 weeks are up. most people are just like, "no, exams, boohoo" and get over it, but no me, no. i'm constantly going, "fuck no, help me! nooooo! i'm gonna die! where's the painkillers?" it really is pathetic.

and then furthermore, i just found out that fall out boy is at last coming to south africa on 20 july. it's not close to where i live, but, i'm gonna fly there, whether my mother likes it or not. screw her! i mean, c'mon! it's fall out boy! without them i'm empty.

my friends and i decided that we are gonna create a weekly/bi-weekly/monthly series on youtube. it's cool. it's gonna have a lot of blood, guts and other violent stuff. also, it'll be funny and weird, just like us. and, maybe, no, probably corny/lame too.

fall out boy are coming to south africa. i just heard! and if i have to crawl to their concert (which is like 700 km away from where i live) i will! i'm gonna die!!!!! excitement!!!  

"Could I thank you for the kind words
You did so well to hide the facts:
You only wanted to score."
Song: Birthday Card
Artist: Tweak
Album: The Romantic Lure of Possum Worship

"In the dark
In the darkness you will find
Dirty little secrets we all hide
Cause' we all have a darker side
A place we keep where no one else will find"
Song: Secrets
Artist: Good Charlotte
Album: The Chronicle of Life and Death

"He's just a pimp with a limp and some vaseline"
Song: Leroy
Artist: Wheatus

"We won't let them change
How we feel in our hearts"
Song: Me Against the World
Artist: Simple Plan
Album: Still not Getting Any...

"I can't take it
This welcome is gone and
I've waited long enough to make it
and if you're so strong
you might as well just do it alone
And I'll watch you go"
Song: Can't Take It
Artist: The All American Rejects
Album: Move Along

Soo, today was Valentine's day... Yay! No.
Anyways, here it is:

1. Thank You for the Venom - MCR
2. Teenagers - MCR
3. If you Leave - Nada Surf
4. Surrender - Ashlee Simpson (yeah, whatever you don't like her, blah, blah, blah, I know, fuck you)
5. Jimmy Crack Corn - Eminem (hey, it's really catchy!)
6. All Kinds of Time - Fountains of Wayne
7. Lonely - Akon (fuck, no!!! worst song ever!!! actually it's The Day That I die - GC)
8.Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off - P!atD
9. Sophomore Slump or Comeback of the Year - FoB
10. Must've been Dreaming - Tweak

Bounus Valentine's Song:
Pieces of Me - Ashlee Simpson

Valentine's TV Show:
The O.C. - Season 2: Episode 12 - The Lonely Hearts Club

Valentine's Movie:
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (hehehe)

My Future

Happiness and success

is everyone’s dream

 

Get a job,

succeed at it.

Get married,

have kids.

 

But I am uncertain

about all of this.

 

One can’t be successful

by doing nothing,

but what should I

do with my life?

 

Study,

work hard,

set goals,

face your fears.

 

I don’t know “what I want to be when I’m old.”

I don’t want to do everything exactly as I’m told.

All I know is

that I don’t want to be boring.

 

I’m not going to be average.

I’m going to be an individual,

and attain happiness and success

on my own terms.

 

(I got an A) :-)

1. The Prophecy - Tweak ( South African Band)
2. This ain't a Scene, it's an Arm Race - Fall Out Boy
3. Boyfriend - Ashlee Simpson ( I know you don't like her, but i do, weirdly, so fuck you)
4. The End. - My Chemical Romance
5. Punk Rock 101 - Bowling for Soup
6. I am on Your Side - Hawethorne Heights
7. Pieces - Sum 41
8. London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machines - Panic! at the Disco
9. The Rock Show - blink-182
10. Girls Rule the World - Tweak

A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000.

She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad and asks "But what about the $1,000?" He replied "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them"

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A few days after Christmas, A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son yell "All you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop! All of you sons of bitches that are getting on, get your asses in the train cause were leaving". The mother went in and told her son, "we don't use that kind of language in this house." Now I want you to go into your room for two hours. When you come out, you can play with your train, but I don't want to hear any bad language.

Two hours later, the son comes out of his room and continues playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard the son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your ride was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon. For those of you who are just boarding the train, we ask that you stow all of your hand luggage under the seat, remember there is no smoking except on the club car. We hope you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today".

"For those of you who are pissed off with the two hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."

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An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.

When they arrived at the doctors, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things.

The couple thanked the doctor and left. Later that night while watching TV, the man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going?" He replied, "To the kitchen." She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" He replied, "Sure." She then asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" He said, "No, I can remember that."

She then said, "Well I would also like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down because I know you'll forget that." He said, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." She replied, "Well I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down."

With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down! I can remember that." He then fumes into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stared at the plate for a moment and said angrily: "I TOLD you to write it down! You forgot my toast!"

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A hobo comes up to the front door of a neat looking farmhouse and raps gently on the door. When the farm owner answers, the hobo asks him, "Please, sir, could you give me something to eat? I haven't had a good meal in several days." 

The owner says, "I have made a fortune in my lifetime by supplying goods for people. I've never given anything away for nothing. However, if you go around the back, you will see a gallon of paint and a clean paint brush. If you will paint my porch, I will give you a good meal." 

So the hobo goes around back and a while later he again knocks on the door. The owner says, "Finished already? Good. Come on in. Sit down. The cook will bring your meal right in." 

The hobo says, "Thank you very much, sir. But there's something that I think you should know. It's not a Porsche you got there. It's a BMW." 

We have had our faiif share of weird maids. First there was Mrs Corner Whore and then there was Mrs I Have a Secret in my Closet (no, she ain't gay). Now, Mrs I Have a Secret in my Closet was nice at the beginning, but then she mixed it up with the wrong crowd and she turned sour (like old milk). She started hanging out or rather screwing a bum/hobo/homeless guy. This untrustworthy bum/hobo/homeless guy wasn't allowed on our yard, cos we didn't know him and they never (ever) asked whether he was allowed in the yard. So one normal evening at about 23:00 they started a brawl in her room and my mother went to check. She knocked on the window and Mrs I Have a Secret in my Closet opened the window only wearing a sheet. She tried to brush the noise off as just the TV in the background. My mother in all her rage enquired why the TV was answering her and demanded that she got dressed and opened the door. Finally, she opens the door and there's no man. They look in the shower, under the bed and behind the door, but still no man. Only when they opened the cupboard they found him naked in there. Well it's safe to say she was fired, right?

So this is my second entry. This time it'll be the story about my mother and the graveyard. See, we live close to a graveyard (creepy right?) and we have to pass it if we wanna go into town, or anywhere else for that matter. My mother was on her way to work the other morning and she glanced in the direction of the graveyard. Guess what she saw (no not a ghost, or at least I hope not). A naked man casually standing on one of the graves. He was just standing there stretching, getting some sun or something. My mother called the police and they believed that she either lost her mind ar was playing a prank on them. Like my mom would ever play a joke on the cops.Weird-ass man!

This is kinda weird. I'm new to this so excuse me if, this bores you soo much you wanna bite off your wrists. Although I'm not expecting anyone to actually read this. I'll tell you the great tale of our prostitute maid: This women had a room outside our house where she stayed, but the neighbours started complaining that she was waiting on the corner of our yard, in short, sikly nighties. Then she would escort strange men into, we presume and hope, her room. Imagine if she brought them into our house!! That would be sooo gross!! Well of course we fired her quickly, but damn the nerve!! To do that on our property!